Epic Major Battles of Union: Final round - Communication vs IRR

I am once again asking myself, how? Somehow IRR was able to pull up and beat business majors with an outcome of 57% to 43%. You had a good run, business, but the numbers just didn’t add up in your favor.

This brings us down to our two ultimate contestants. To recap, the communication majors were able to speak some charms and outshine nursing in a classic PR move, placing them in the finale. And as we’ve just said, IRR was able to pull some strings, tie some knots and come up in front of business. This leaves us with communication versus IRR, battling to see who will be the winner of the Union College Major Battle, at least for this semester.

Question 1: What are ___ majors best known for?

“Wait. There’s Comm majors here? Where?” Anonymous, IRR

“Talking.” Anonymous, IRR

“Not taking showers, being nursing program dropouts, wearing shorts when it snows and thinking it’s cool and makes them tough.” Anonymous, Communication

Question 2: Fill in the blank: It’s the ___ for me. 

“It’s the ‘I’m only just learning to communicate in college’ for me.” Anonymous, IRR

“It’s the ‘ropes’ for me.” Alexander Nesmith, Communication

Question 3: Where do ___ majors shop?

“They don’t; they’re unemployed.” Anonymous, IRR 

“IRR majors shop at WALLgreens.” Shiloh Baillou, Communication

Question 4:  ___ majors are most likely to be in jail for …

“Becoming physical in an argument because they forgot how to use their words.” Anonymous, IRR

“For putting an air bubble in someone’s vein because they suck at giving IVs” Anonymous, Communication

There you have it! Make sure to go vote on the Clocktower’s Instagram page to select the winning major of the 2020 Union College Battle of the Majors! 

Dad Joke of the Week

Why can’t you take music majors seriously? 

They play too much.

Samuel Ortiz is a Sophomore

Nursing Major from

Orlando, Florida