Election Woes

Making Sense of the Senseless

What’s up U-Patriots, Mason here with another insightful article this time tackling the topic that everyone’s been on about for what seems like years, the election that took place earlier this week! What an election it was, a real nail-biter if I do say so myself! The candidates were neck and neck the whole time and I was up way past my 7:00 medically-induced coma just to watch it all unfold.

Though it's not technically over yet, we can pretty confidently say that the candidate who got the most electoral votes last night is the new President of the United States, and what a president he/she will be! I don’t know about you but I’m confident in the chosen candidate and wish them the best of luck in leading our country for the next four years. Now I’m sure some of you out there are sour or even believe that there was cheating involved in helping the winning candidate, which happens sometimes for sure, but luckily for me, it's never when my candidate wins, they’re infallible as we know.

Now that this election is over and we go forward with life, let's hope that this country of ours can return to some normalcy with the new president at the head. To be honest, I’m very confident in this president-elect because they’ve already had experience in a similar position within the last eight years so they’re definitely brushed up the know-how of politics. Even better, this candidate is a fighter for the people, always making sure the little guy gets a say and is going to make sure that we go into a new era of American prosperity. 

So U-Fam, did your candidate win the election? If so, congratulations! There was never any doubt in my mind that they would and they’re 100% the right person for the job and if they didn’t, get real, did you really think that candidate ever had a chance, they would be horrible at this and frankly it's insane that you would even vote for someone like that! If the losing candidate had won, we would’ve had World War III right on the horizon! So thanks for reading and agreeing everybody and let's give a warm welcome to the new President of the United States, Jeb Bush.

Author's Note: This article was written before the 2024 presidential election.

by Mason Piva