The Carter Conundrum

How us Carterheads can still win!

What’s going on U-Fam, I’m back bringing you another incredibly important article to read, this one talking about a president who served one term in the past and has been in the news nonstop recently! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! I’m not talking about who you may be thinking of because I can promise you that any topics relating to current administrations will not be touched with a ten foot pole. No, I’m talking about our main man Jimmy “Mad Dog” Carter and how us Carterheads are gonna be making a serious comeback over the next four years!

Now you may be thinking, “Mason, did you not hear the recent news?” Yes I did U-Fam and believe me I too was shocked that former president Carter celebrated his 100th birthday and is still going strong! Now I haven’t been paying attention to the news much in the last month or so because let’s be honest, booooring! Besides, I’m sure Carter is back at his home in Georgia munching on a delicious peach and getting ready for his next bid for the white house. I can just picture it now, Carter’s youthful presence in the Oval Office will be so refreshing and we’re finally gonna have a president with some life behind those eyes!

Luckily for us, President Carter only served one term previously so that means our old buddy can still run again. I’ve already begun making some hats and T-shirts because I, like all of you, am just ecstatic at this prospect of Carter Part 2. Sure, ol’ Jimbo is getting up there in age but I mean, which of the last couple presidents isn’t right? And you know what they say, “with age comes wisdom,” Which is true with no exceptions I’ve ever seen . 

If enough of us start to raise our voices and try to spread the word, maybe the big man himself will take notice and realize that he’s just what we need right now. Finally a president who lives and breathes decency and if you ask me, would die for this country. So let's get started U-Fam, I can create a petition that with enough signatures will hopefully catch Jimmy’s attention and we can get started working towards a better future for the US of A! I can just imagine how comforting those words will be to hear, “Welcome back President Carter!”

By: Mason Piva